Two teenagers free to good home, references required.?
PS If you take this seriously, you have to take them!
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Now, see, I've got three of the same ilk here on the old ranch. Mine, I've noticed, only clean, act civilized and don't ask for anything when they're visiting other people's homes.
Hmm...
I propose a swap. I'll take yours for just as long as it takes for them to start acting like my own, money grubbing, back-talking, lazy brood and vice versa. Then, when all five of them start acting like they own the places that they don't, we'll sucker in... I mean, we'll offer this wonderful gift to some other unsuspecting parent.
We'll film the whole thing and call it "Teen Swap" and they can play it on Monday nights right after "Wife Swap" and "SuperNanny"!
Just think of it... we can be famous, get a break from the teenagers that think of us as servants instead of parents and get the dishes done all at the same time!
I think this evil genius plan calls for an evil genius laugh, so I'll end with this...
MUAHAHAHA!
PS: If you take *this* seriously, we both need a nap!
LOL! im a teen myself. i dont need them
you're ridiculous. get a life
I say spank their butts them, confine them to home life, and home school them.
Works everytime.
Or better yet, make them get jobs and charge them rent. nothing is more sobering than real life.
LOL!!That made my whole day.
That's funny, but you know your sells pitch is not very enticing:))))
Just remember-- They'll be the ones to choose your nursing home :) Never fear, if they didn't give you grief it would be even more cause for alarm! Remember what you put your mom through? They'll get theirs eventually!
this is funny- i hope your having fun
Sounds like the definition of how most teenagers act. I know I was that way too. Too bad you can't just take them to the doctor to get medicine for this problem. LOL
No thanks.I have 4 of them in my house now and they keep coming back! LOL! No seriously.don't feel alone.they are all like that at this age! Sometimes I think "What in the world have I done wrong!" Untill I see something like this or talk to other parents! Gave me a chuckle...cheer up! They will grow to be adults a apperciate everything about you!
No thanks, they wouldn't last 6 hours w/me. I am and have always been the disciplinarian. Even w/other peoples kids, I have seen kids out and out scream at their parents and I just can't help myself, I get blood in my eye for them and I will give them a real what for in front of everyone. No, I would for sure hurt these kids and not feel a bit bad about it.
I see shows that take kids to a mountains area and make them work and show respect or else. See I am the else.
I would send them to one of these camps and not think another thing about it.
I had one kid and he is 32 yrs old, he made it and gave me trouble too, if it were easy to do I would of had more but I saw the light before it was too late.
Sorry no taker here. lol.
just remember that your kids are normally 10 time worse then you were!
My boys already act like this and they aren't even teens yet!
Can I get in on this in a couple of years? Or maybe now, I could stop it before it gets worse! Or am I doomed? Know anyone that believes in child labor I can sell them to? LOL
one thing at a time mama they learn by what you allot. start with taking door off so you can see how they improve as you find clothes on floor remove[any thing else] if this doesn't not increase their family awareness get it down to a mattress on floor one change of clothes they can be taught to laundry that one outfit until they earn privileges the same for anything else on money no TV no radio or homework in room they can do it on table while they help with supper[ especially in a working family] they say they might hate you but it will be the best you can do for wayward teens after all ,the work is all on you to be firm in this loving way they are showing you they need you in the next step of maturity just like a babe taking steps you might take the rug [funny] from out under them but the world will pee on them also. if this don't work my outhouse needs a few visitors good luck
No don't want them.
every morning at waking time give them a preventative *** whooping.
LOL
couldn't hurt might help.
stop cleaning their room and when it is at its worst call a few of their friends and invite them over to See what kind of pigsty they like to live on.
good luck
Sounds like they take you and what you provide for them for granted. I say get them involved in volunteer work. Serve meals to the homeless, work at a teen crisis center, a nursing home, animal shelter, children's home. any place where they can experience the real needs of other people who are hurting - there are plenty.
Perhaps they need a job so they can begin to provide for themselves - running money, clothes, movie money, video games... My parents did not have a lot of money and I had to earn my own money for things I wanted and sometimes needed. I'm really glad I had to earn my way because it taught me some really valuable lessons. I'm better for it.
If that doesn't work there is always e-bay - you can sell anything on e-bay!!!
No thanks I have one of my own, but if you get any takers let me know
I will gladely accept them when they reach the age of 21. Untile then keep feeding them.
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