Can anybody make me happy?
Answer:
the world loves you. =)
be happy.
here's a joke...hehe well not really a joke but i thought it was funny.
my mom read it in a magazine.here it goes..
u ready? ready...
you sure you're ready?!
here i go.
haha i'm going.
there's people in other countries that eat people! yeah cannibals! and the doctor said they should stop eating people but they say they can't because people are so good and meaty. the doctor gave the canibal a pizza advertisement with a guy holding up a pizza. he looked at it and he thought pizza looked good.
he called for delivery of the pizza, but he ended up eating the guy! HAHAH ok, it's dorky. but kinda funny! =) hope you feel better!
ummm .......nope
smile, tomorrow's a new day with endless possibilities.
Think about your favorite food.
Or a cookie!
Or free stuff!
OR WHAT YOU WOULD DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS!
Or think of a funny song!
Only you can ever truly make yourself happy. No one knows you better than you.
I'm sorry you're so sad. Any reason in particular? Or just got the blues? Either way I'll think about you and hope that you are happier in the very near future.
Sure! Do you want a joke? Okay, I'll give you a joke.
Three women were at a coffee shop, talking about their sons.
The first women exclaims, "My son is the Bishop. He is so well respected, when he walks into a room, people say "Oh, your excellency."
The second women cries out, "My son is the town priest. He is so well respected, when he walks into the room, people say "Oh, your holiness."
The other two moms look at the third, waiting to hear about her son.
The third mom says, "Well, my son is a Chippendales dancer. When he walks into the room, everyone says "Oh, my God!"
"There are as many nights as days, and the one is just as long as the other in the year's course. Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word "happy" would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness."
Yes, someone can..you. Be your own best friend because you are always with you. Others may come and go, or not be with us all the time. If you depend on yourself to make yourself happy, you can't lose. Others may enhance or add new dimensions to your happiness, but ultimately it's basically up to you. Seek advice or support or guidance, but you have to do the work. It took me a long time to learn this and it takes continuous practice, but you can do it. Best wishes! :)
Have you seen the movie What the Bleep? It talks about the science of happiness and how to go about being happier in life.
The truth is that you can take every experience in your life any way you want. It can make you happy or sad or whatever.
Viktor Frankl's book Man's Search for Meaning is an incredible story about this too. He was a very successful physician that was put into a concentration camp and the way he survived it was to change the way he thought of things.
When he was dragged out of bed at 5am to haul rocks in the freezing cold, he was grateful because he got to work on the side that wasn't quite as windy. When he got his tiny crust of bread, he put it in his pocket to save it so that when he awoke with crushing hunger pains, he could eat that crust and get back to sleep.
Change your thinking and you can change your life.
It would be nice to know why your sad, but if you choose not to say, thats your buisness.
I would take up a class like ballroom dancing or go out and buy myself a new pair of shoes or rent a chick flick. Otherwise, exersizing releases endorphins that make you happy. (he he, and so does eating chocolate) :)
life sux.
~Twilight
here's a funny story. OK today i went to a home-school basketball practice and one of the drills we did is one person dribbles and another guy goes in front of him and puts his fingers up so you make like a two with your fingers and the other person hast to say that number so the person is looking at your hand instead of the ball and i was doing that and i did a one with the wrong finger lol plus the coach was watching!!!!
I'm sad a lot too. I can think of a couple ways to make both of us happy tho haha.
I am sorry your so sad. You should talk to your mom. I don't have a mom, but I am a mom. I always tell my daughter that I once read in a magazine she could talk to me about anything. That usually makes her smile. Sure its a rip off from the movie Coneheads, but still...
girl if u don't cheere up. I have joke so here it is
Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegies by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away
and here is another
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
They aren't tooooo funny but hopefully they put a smile on ur face.
Try doing things for others to make them happy. It will make you happy too.
ok ok an elephant walks into a bar and.. i forgot the rest hope i cheered ya up sorry i couldnt do better
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