Does my pregnant mother In-law and pregnant wife want to harm me ?
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Ok as I reread your question so I completely re-edited my answer... I found that the wife actually knows you knocked up mum lmao...oh man this is one for the jerry springer show lol...my question is does mum know you knocked up her daughter?..* of course she does...she's your wife...oh man I am in awe of you man...you are a god dude lmao...I love this new openness and acceptance in relationships...you know where this is leading don't you?..a threesome w/ mum an the wife...and if theyre both hot who cares? right?...lmao...ok there's another possibility you might not have considered...now just work w/ me on this...what if..mum an the bird are in on something behind your back you lucky bloke?...what if they have a relationship going that they are insecure about bringing you in on because theyre affraid of you knowing/rejecting them or possibly this because this is a big step in moral chain of command as accepted by modern society lmao...you rule man...I will make an altar to you and your birds lmao...
It is called HORMOMAL!!!!!!!!...
Really sick man .!
Lol...thats so funny!
yeah i think it is bad news baseball for you!
RUN!!
they are going to kill u. that is not a normal reaction! GET THE HELL OUT OF THERE!
Maybe, thats kinda weird for you to cheat on your wife for her mother and then they both become pregnant, and they are ok with it. Boy I would be careful if I was you.
But then again they might be wierd and it really is ok. Your sick anyways.
YOU ARE SO SICK AND WRONG! I think you are lying because why would she be okay with you doing bang bang with her mum! I would be upset...you sicko. Are you from Alabama or what?
Holy mother of G O D !
You poor guy!
Can I have the shirt if you don't want it?
your a gonner mate.
ive seen this sort of thing before they trap you and before you know it your led on that operating table just before a sex change
So you got both of them pregant and they don't even care and they're happy about it... omg you must be in hell. How can you go on? New trousers and new shirts? Must have been a nightmare for you.
I'm having trouble believing this is true. Assuming it is, you are going to have to decide what the hell to tell these kids. It will screw them up seriously to know that they are have both a cousin relationship and and uncle/nephew relationship. Put another way, you have fathered you wife's half-sibling. I would seek professional help, in all honesty.
If this really is happening to you, then I wish you the best, for the sake of those kids. If you are just trying to be funny, then God help your sick soul.
what size of trousers are you? can i have them when they kill you?
it is very bad
this can't be true. you got your mother in law pregnant and your wife is fine with it?
Hilarious
grow up
get a vasectomy
get councilling
sick f ucker
In your DREAMS! I can't believe that people here actually believe you!! Clearly you are getting none and that's why you're making this up, lol.
Well, I think most would concur that you are in a more interesting situation. It is possible that both women are happy with the situation. It could be possible that your new clothing will be worn in court as you are divorced and then subject to child support for both children. I can imagine that your holiday family events will be interesting.
Yes, they both want to harm you. They have an evil plan up their maternity sleeves. They plan to jam your head between their pregnant bellies and squash your head like a beer can. Serves you right, keep it in your trousers next time!
Have you checked that they're not already poisoning you secretly??
Well the truth is, whether they are trying to kill you or not is not really the major concern. the fact that you are pukingly disgusting, going to hell and are clearly a loser and a hick or a loser and a hood dweller, as are probably the mother and daughter tag teamers, in my humble opinion, should be your major concern. :-)
Perhaps you could try to get a double wide trailer so that you wont keep bumping into every woman that lives in the trailer with you. Oh, you live in the projects, well, then i suggest that you try to get one of those Section 8 waivers to accomodate your growing family. :-) Glad I could help:-)
You Are Disgusting, Cheating On Your Wife With Her Mother?... Pig! All I Can Say Is That They Better Be Putting You In A Trap Because If They Are Not They Are Unbelievably Stupid!
THAT IS GROSS! Impressive, but gross! It's going to be wierd when they grow up and both kids call you daddy! And you're now the step-father of your wife! And your wife's sister is also a "mother" or step-sister? WHAT?? You need counsiling!
maybe they bought you the shirt and trousers to bury you in
WTF whats the matter with you?
If you are 'shell-shocked', what reaction were you expecting? Sounds to me like you are looking for a way out of your responsibilities. Seems to me that you were looking for your marching orders. That didn't come. Now you seem to be trying to shock people like me into telling you to 'cut-and-run'. Can't you make your own mind up? If you want the true answer to your question, I would say that you should face up to your actions and prepare for raising and maintaining your two 'mothers and babies' for at least the next 20 years. I hope you are earning good money. You are going to need it. It is possible that you may be trapped, but don't you deserve to be, considering what you have done?
Now that I have given you the answer you didn't want to hear, are you going to dismiss it, and keep asking the question to different people in different ways until you hear someone say, run . . and keep running . . . and don't look back.
There is another possible side to the coin. On reflection I was thinking, if you are a bit loaded, (well-off financially), it is not beyond the boundary of possibilities that you may be getting stitched-up. I have heard of cases where an older woman seduces a wealthy man, marries him, then her daughter from a previous liaison seduces him. She 'finds out', divorces him, and mother and daughter walk off with a healthy settllement.
OK. Now I have given you two possible scenarios. Which is truth and which is fantasy is up to you to decide. Or, maybe your bank balance will decide.
I'm sorry if I have deepened your quandry, but every story has three sides. Your side, his/her/their side, and the right side.
I wish you well in your quest to find out which is which.
Allan.
Are you serious??
This has got to be a joke.
If not, i feel sorry for the kids! How does you wifes father feel about this situation (assuming he's still around)?
Is there a father-in-law ? What does he say?
umm thats just crazy!!
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