As a parent, what have you said to your kid, you never thought you would say?
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LOL - good question - about a year ago I said to my daughter "Jessica, don't color your brother's butt with that marker". She was drawing smily faces on my son's naked rear end. She was 5 and he was 1 at the time.
to not be a homo. i'm not yet a parent, but if i will be, then that's what exactly i am going to say, else, i would disown him/her.
You get that toothbrush out of your diaper! Needless to say I threw the toothbrush away. LOL!
well i have 2
1. dont put anymore tic tacs up your nose and;
2. i would give my life a nd soul for you to be safe from this evil worlds grips. (i never thought i would ever have kids, i always wanted a pet monkey. now i have 2 beautiful girls.)
Thats funny. I dont have kids. But thats pretty weird =P
My latest is. Do you want me to give you something to cry about?? I always hated when my parents told me that. And the green bean in the ear... My 2 year ols put a bead in her ear just a few days ago. I had to take her to the ER to get it out! Happens all the time.
"Guess what, honey?! Your mother just left us and we're never going to see her again! Now, how about we go to McDonalds for dinner and I'll buy you a sundae for dessert?"
Well, technically I haven't said it to my daughter, but if I had got the chance several years ago, I would have.
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Nah, just kidding.
I tell my son if he doesn't get out of the bath when i pull the plug out, he'll get sucked down the plug hole.
Wait until your father gets home! My mom never ever said it to me.
There have been a few for me, but the one that stands out the most is "when I was your age". The other happened when we were in the grocery store and I told my 3yr old to stay right behind my 9yr. old. She took it a little to literally, and I ended up saying "get your face out of your sisters butt." LOL
because I SAID so !!
I'm not a parent yet but here's something I never thought I'd say to my dog soon after we brought him home: stop humping my leg lol
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