Best Excuses for not doing your homework?
Answer:
Hmmm.
How about:
"The new love in my life yanked my left arm and ate my essay."
"My favorite uncle drooled all over my assignment drooled all over my assignment"
"My neighbor's cousin threatened to take my lunch money and popped my mathbook in the microwave."
Serious:
I am really sorry. I got it done but my printer is broken.
I am really sorry. I had it written down but I lost my organiser.
I am really sorry. I just forgot.
had my homework done and in my pocket and my Mom put it through the wash
Explosive diarrhea. Too embarrassing to pretend you have it, TMI for the teacher.
Everyone's had diarrhea, so everyone can relate.
"My parents made me go to this family dinner the whole night and when I got home, I was really tired. (do a little homework) I tried to do as much as possible, but I fell asleep.
You're suffering from exhaustion... just go to bed very early and tell you parents that you're really really tired... and the next day, get them to write a note saying you were sick last night.
I left my notebook w/myhomework in my aunt's car and she's on her way to (far away city). Sorry. Maybe she can mail it to me and then I'll bring it in.
Just tell her the truth, you are a very naughty girl. Teachers are people too and unless its consistant, it wont really effect your grade.
My best excuse was I quickly did some of it, took it in, and said I tried to do it, but my boss at my part time job made me work extra hours and I couldn't get it all finished. I don't know how old you are, so the job excuse may or may not work, but you could always say your grandparents were in for the day from out of town and you had to spend time with them while they were here.
Good luck! :-)
"What homework?... We had homework?..."
Or try
"Chapter 10? Numbers 3,6,15 and 33?... You said 2, 4, 8, 30 and 42!" Or you could go with "Evens?... You said to do the Odd numbers"
Thing is before you pull this one off, make sure you copy the answers out of the back of the textbook, onto a piece of paper, so that you look like you were actually serious.
I don't think there are any excuses but tragic ones. You do know that your teacher will in fact find out that there was no death in the family and your house did not burn down.
I lost it
my mom threw it away by mistake
it got wet
How about... "I don't really give a flying crap about my future, and I am lazy."?
How about "hey teacher, I'm just too lazy to do it. I'm not all that bright either!" How about that? Because your teacher knows it's excuses. Pretty soon your parents will probably find out too. That would be great.
Ok, this kind of thing only works once (per school maybe).
My dad's girlfriend confronted my mom and all I could do was cry all night.
Left my folder at home, My little sister messed with my bag and pranked me, Homework sheet got wet, could i have a new one, My cat scratched it up, since my sister was messing with my paper and put it on the ground and the cat/dog got a hold of it.
er..hmm..Let me think of more xD
how bout "my little sister(or brother,little cousin, kid i babysit ect.) thought it would be funny if they threw it away and pretended not to know wat i was talking about wen i asked them wered my paper go?" ya im not sure that is really a good one but o well... good luck
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