Funny booty crack stories?

anybody have any funny stories of putting something down someone's crack or seeing others do it?

just for laughs...

haha once I was at a basket ball game, and there was this girl in front of my who had a HUGE butt crack showing. So me and my friend took little bits of granola bar, and we started throwing them at her, seeing if they could go in. that sounds stupid, but it was so funny, especially because the girl didn't notice, and there was a lot of granola in her crack. wonder if she was confused later on? lmao.

if you're going to whine and complain, don't bother replying. this is all in FUN and jokes.

Answer:
lol candy crack lol. weird but funny. they should of pulled their pants up.
Better than a story about someones crack is sex stories

My best friend Kelly once had sex with 5 guys in one night.she was only 12 years old. nice story.huh??
you know whats even funnier, I was sitting behind you at the same game and did the same thing to you! lol
lol.i put a dime in it once to about 16pepole .
=I wonder if her boyfriend found it first!

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