A good comeback?
Answer:
I can't believe "four eyes" is still "out there".
First, point out to him that making fun of his glasses is not the same as making fun of him. (There is a subtle difference.)
Tell him to say, "and I suppose you think you're the first one to think up to say that about glasses"
or "Yeah - people with glasses get called 'four-eyes'. Got anything smarter to say that than?"
"Four eyes are better than two, freak!!"
The better to see you with my friend. HAHAHA!
You know what's less cool than wearing glasses?
Bumping into things and not being able to read.
Yo Moma!
but remember good comebacks can start fights.
LOL... I love this question! Are you for real? The mom is asking this too - not the kid! Classic...
Well, I will share with you a little of my goofy comebacks. <:o) When a kid (or kids) start to talk about him, tell him to say this, "The only reason I am wearing these glasses is to protect my eyes from all that spit you spray when you talk!" And, just to be able to mix it up a bit, he can also say, "I have to wear these glasses only because the sight of looking at your face makes my eyes hurt."
Ha Ha! These are funny and only slightly mean - enough so that the kids should leave him alone afterwards... and probably make him a funny guy at school too.
There is no good come back at this age as another 8 year old would not get it. Have him say "How would you like 10 in your 2" while holding up both fist.
"They make me look smart and sophisticated. You look like every other average joe." (middle finger optional)
you have to know the person who is calling him that to have a good comeback. He should use something that the other kid has wrong with him. for example, if the kid is ugly, then use his ugliness against him. i dont know if im making since here, but thats the best technique to use.
Have hime say, "Thanks, I am happy for that" Have him make fun of his self. Make sure he is happy to have glasses
Have him try "Well 4 eyes see better than 2" or "Your just jealous" or "Did you know that over 1/2 the our class might need glasses and I'm one of the lucky ones who got tested and now I wear my glasses as a symbol of hope for other who might need them. You should get your eyes tested."
OK HERE YOU MOM/DAD if he has issues with his glasses vs friends he can tell them they are special mutant glasses and he can see special things that no other person kid can! He got these from an important doctor and was told that if he wears them he will be something very important in the future
Encourage your son to thank God that he has those beautiful little eyes.
Tell him to simply say "Thank you". And if someone questions his answer, you would already explained it to him about being thankful.
Dont teach him to react to this rubbish. Teach him to laugh at people. Teach that people who make fun of others are hurt themselves and that is why they do it. Teach him to not take it seriously. he does not need a come back. just teach him to laugh it off. He must be sssooooooo cut with glasses.
well YOU have to teach your son that it dosent really matter what people think about him, its what he thinks of himself! and if he really knows that hes great, then no one can hurt him with words! it works for my kids!
Nyuck, nyuck, nyuck, nyuck! ( In Curly Howard style) followed by a splayed finger poke in the transgressors eyes. They will then develop a well deserved appreciation for the protective value of spectacles. You, however, may have to have a meeting with the school principal. Just tell him that teasing leads to genocide.
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