Good disses, anyone?

What are some really good disses to use in Middle school?

Answer:
Next time I want your opinion, I'll give it to you...

How come you're on time today? Did you wet the bed or something??

Ummmmm, did you get dressed like that on purpose?


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CHEERS
They're a bit rude but there are a lot of fools out there so I don't doubt you'll get to use them quite regularly!
depends on the situation...here's one, though.

"i, unlike you, actually have the common sense to figure that out, and i, unlike you, am not a total ____."

kinda lame but yeah.
When someone farts:
"What crawled up your ar ** and died?"
your mom

haha

something like

hm well when your boyfriend was in my bed last night all i heard him sayin was OHHHH
Yo momma's daughter/son!
The best way to treat these people is to IGNORE them. They are insecure people who crave attention at your expense. Don't empower them by returning insults, then they win. If they think you are bothered by their comments they will never stop.Be strong and ignore them.

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