I think I just had a baby?
Answer:
If he doesn't cry then it's considered a piece of $hit. Dumba$$
ok. put it up for adoption
Ring the N.H.S, and tell them
if it looks like you , you are correct
Pick it up by the feet and spank it. If it cries, congratulations. Give it a hug and hold it tightly.
fuk off and die and flush the toilet first
Eat it back. It is not ready yet.
Terrific, report it to Ripley's Believe it or Not, might get yourself and your little stinker on TV! For now just cuddle the darlin little thing close and give it gentle kisses...keep a towel handy tho cause "babies" DO tend to spit up a lot :)
YOU TURD.
Wow! And at Christmas time too!
If three kings come and visit you remember you want gold - they can keep that myrrh and frankincence
nice.
dont forget to flush, and spray some airfreshner, oh yeah and wash ur bum and ur hands!!
It sounds like it has your features..
Okay, your not having a baby its' just poo That all it is
Okay Now go get some help!
is it half way round the s bend or does it need lowering by handline?
Or
Have you wripped yourself a second @rsehole?
Or
Is it your Yule tide log?
I guess you must have the mental age of a 3 yr old! Get a life..
did you call it s h i t head lol
its the sign of being an @sshole
Wow, and you didn't know that you pregnant?! You did indeed have a baby, for that is where all babies come from and how they look..call an ambulance straight away, and tell them what happened!
Well, it's a surprise Christmas baby :)
Congratulations,
grow up..
it is ****!!
It's okay..the baby just resembles you.
You are a sick individual...were we separated at birth?
Dont worry about it being brown.. maybe you are white and your partner had darker skin than u.. as for it coming out your bum thats kind of worrying but never mind just cope with it
No congratulations from me! Seriously, get a life!
Sounds like you just gave birth to Mr. Hanky, the Christmas Poo!!
u r immature and i think u need to quit putting bad stuff on here
Seriously. Do you know where babies come from ?or is this a poor attempt to be funny.
for a start, babies are NOT born through your bum.
u wouldent know the pain of having a baby if it came up and slapped u 6 rapid round the face u tosser
What you dropped Mohammad at the mosque.
Mohammed has come back!!
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