What are some of the wierdest names you have ever heard?

Someone else posted a question like this and it gave me a good laugh, so I thought i would ask it again to hear some more.

Answer:
my mom went to school with a girl name Dorkus (sorry if this is your name)
Ullianna = wierd but pretty...
Priest
kyrstal
click chck click click
A set of twins i once met named Orangelo and Lemongelo
Zebulon Prefontaine (There is actually a guy with this name! My husband went to school with him and I worked with his brother!) And there is a also a guy named Mike Gaylord who is owner and operator of Gaylord bags. If you look on the bottom of Super Duper bags in my town you will see Gaylord printed there. hehe And one of my friends has an uncle named Tim Buck II. And one of my husbands friends named his kid Thane Hawk Cobb (look at the initials)
well i was told by my good friend that he thinks when i have kids im going to name then apple + tree so when i get mad at them i can yell appletree come here now! and the sad part is that i would do it.
A teacher I had in school: Peter Eder.
Go figgure how many prank calls he had!

Oh, also have an uncle named Ben Franklin.
marcanne sounds like (mar-san)

candler not chandler

harry nutter( no joke)
I have a friend that named her kid KYA...after jamacan weed...also, I have heard the names javonka and geovany..
I have a very good friend whose real name is Sweety, and her brother's name is Blue jay. She is 1/2 Apache, and her mother, whose name is America, named them.
I knew someone in high school named Merry Christmas.

I'm not kidding! She was born on Dec 25.
i just love it when parents come in and ask you how to spell a childs name! i have heard a story about a lady who had twins who named them male and female, pronounced ma-le and fema-le, and a woman who named her child syphilis, pronounced syph-ilis, that is pretty funny!
well, if I can even figure out how to spell them..Spicklemyer is 1 I know. Another is hezakia. (not pronounced like the car kia at the end.it's ki-a make any sense?) Gertrude. Bertha.
The weirdest name I've ever seen is "Krystal." Sounds like a name you'd use for a pet monkey or something...
i knew someone who named her son basterd and a daughter whore. i also knew a girl who named her daughter vaginal opening no joke here. and a son slippery whenwet no lies. i also knew someone who named her kid it was a girl holy s.h.i.t poor kids
Ima Hogg, Sue Pigg, Ima Boozer (Sue and Ima B. actually married those last names!), and one last name of Greesydic (pronounced greasydick - really). Oh, almost forgot about this one, I arrested a kid one time and asked his name - he said Shatod (that is what it sounded like - Sha Tod) when I asked him to spell it he said S.H.*.T.H.E.A.D. This kid was about 11 years old.
Vagina Marie- it's for real- I am a librarian and see lots of names -not kidding!!
Precious Diamond- she was only 6 yrs (i guess she will have to grow into that one but hope she doesn't use it professionally one day!)
xavier (sounds pretty different to me) supreet( never heard of that name my friends name actually) taruna, shanaynay, shaniqua, antiqua, alon (my teachers sons name)
McQuellen pronounced Mikellen.
Trasharea (pronounced Tra-sheria), Female (pronounced fe-mah-ley), Shannod, Lancy, Antennae (pronounce Anta-naya) and Shithead (pronounce Shi-teed). I'm not kidding. I wish I were, but I'm not.
Jermadgesty
(Jermaine Jackson's Kid)
Pilot Inspecktor (Some famous person named their kid this but i cannot recall their name)
Here's some from our local stork report:
Your'Majesty
Sah'preme
River Jade
Leviathan
Aleeswalla
Shikayla
Courage Lone Bear
Blue Skyla Rain
K'Sandra
A good friend of mine used to work for the child support department where people go to initially file. I'll never forget the time she told me about a 15 year old came in with a baby name Vagina. No, I am not kidding. It was pronounced Va Geena but was spelled Vagina. Poor, poor child!
Insatiable (I feel horrible for saying this, but it sounds like a stripper name)
Bailey for a girl Ugh
Taylor

Dante
Damien
Peaches
Treasure
Precious
Genc
Gaige
Leif
Twitchel
Gluck
Diggery
Agrippa
APPLE
I named my son Zzyzx (pronounced zeye-zix) its the name of a road in barstow,ca. My husband and I were married in Las Vegas, saw the name of the road and though it was sooo unique. A year later we named our son that,

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