The funniest things your kids said?
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When my son was six months old, I divorced his dad. Being a good single mom, I never had men around very much, so he was basically always with me, my mom, or the female nanny.
Anyway, I had a really good male friend who would sometimes come over when he was about four to take him to go do "guy things".
One time, my friend had to use the restroom, and my son barged in on him. To his surprise, he caught him standing up in the act. My friend tried to shoo him out of the room, but before he could my son looked at him, his eyes grew as wide as sand dollars and he shockingly said, "Oh my God! What kind of penis IS that?"
I could tell you one about my daughter, but my husband gets mad when I tell it, lol.
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well, funny to the people around, I found it rather humbling, my 3 year old nephew asked, "which do you choose, heaven or hell?" wow, talk about being shocked.
My Three year old always ask me " What are you doing Jen"?
One of my first grade students (I wish I could claim him as mine) piped up in class and said "I know some french: Sacre Bleu!"
My own son, when he was 4. After his father cut his hair, we were visiting friends who complemented him on his new look. His response: "My BIOLOGICAL father did this too me!" It was very hard not to laugh.
AT wal-mart a man asked my friends daughter for a drink of her chocolate milk. She said no and he was like oh yeah my boy cooties. She said " Boys don't have cooties just a penis.
my daughter was around 3 years old then (she's 11 now) we had a nation wide black out...I said "we have no power,we are having a black out",innocently she asked when she heard the word black out,"mama,when it is going to black in"...funny things kids says makes your day,isn't it ?
I have two VERY distinct memories of two of my children... and both revolving around potty training. :) My Daughter was learning to go in the summer time and was outside at her grandmothers house playing with their german shephard Max. Addisyn came in and grabbed my mother in laws hand and persuaded her outside. My mother in law followed where Addisyn proudly pointed to a fresh pile of Poop and said "Look Grandma I poop like Max!" My second was just a few weeks ago with my 2 and a half year old son. We have been working on pooping in the potty, and he was sitting down trying to go. As he was pushing out a fart his penis moved up and down a little. He looked at me and said "Mommy look I'm waving! Say HI!" Gotta love potty training!
My oldest son, who is now 15, was quite a talker at the age of 2. He and I were grocery shopping one afternoon when I was about to choose a carton of eggs for us. He said "Mama, do you know where eggs come from?". I said, "Where do YOU think they come from?", half expecting something dreamy and far fetched. But instead, he said, "...from a chicken's butt!". I could have melted into the tiles of that floor! A lady near us laughed hysterically as I turned several different shades of red. However, it's one of my favorite memories of those bygone special days.
When my daughter was about 4 I was reading her a bedtime story.The Ugly Duckling. At the end of the story I had an attack of conscience and explained to her that the story wasn't really that nice because it really doesn't matter what a person looks like on the outside, it's what's on the inside that counts. She sat looking thoughtful for a minute and then said "You're right Mum because my Grandad is real ugly but he's lovely". I never had the heart to tell her Grandad!
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