Which is the funniest joke u have heard?

which is the funniest joke u have heard?

Answer:
again, bucko, wrong category.
I don't have a joke but I have a riddle...why the eff is this question in the Pregnancy category?!
Why did the chicken cross the street?
To get away from stupids jokes like this one
What is a troll?
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Condaleesa Rice has been invited to an ulraexclusive affair in England being thrown by the queen. Due to last minute booking problems, she is unable to obtain a flight and approaches GW to ask about using airforce 1 to get to her party. GW says " Why sure Condy, but you know you don't get nothin for nothin so I'm going to have to ask you to give me head for the use of airforce 1." Condy considers this and figures what the hey I'll do it. So she starts and then pulls away saying " Yuck!!, GW, you taste like crap!!" GW responds " Thats cause Donald Rumsfeld wanted to use Camp David this weekend"
How do you circumcise a whale?

Send down 4 skin divers (foreskin divers)

hahahaha!

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