My stomach is all bloated, could I be pregnant?

My stomach sticks out like really far, I could put a teacup on it, and also, I was throwing up a lot a couple months ago, not so much now. Also, my period stopped, but my best friend says that's because I've gone vegan since last fall.

Also, there's this big, pink thing trying to squeeze out of my uterus. It's like really big.

Could I be pregnant?






(I just couldn't help myself. Really.)

Answer:
I don't think you've anything to worry about, this happened to me a few months back, the only things that came of it were a complete halt of all freedom, I'm awake most nights and all my cash disappeared...
Stop wasting everyone's time, especially if you can't hold a straight face.
you are retarded
get a life
You could be, but I would go see a doctor right away!
lol. wow. ur funny
ummm maybe... hmmm. take a pregnancy test
I hope this is a joke.
umm, I was following u until I rea about the pink thing. Honey under no circumstances should anything pink or any color be protruding through any opening of yours. I say you immediately go to the docs and get that checked out.
Ha Ha! Beautiful..This is dedicated to the many, many stupid questions asked everday!

And, you got to love all the people who answered above me and thought this was a real question! Did any of them read the part that says, "(I just couldn't help myself. Really.)"?
not necessary. if you think you're pregnant I'll advice you go and see your doctor just to make sure. your stomach might be bloated because you probably ate too much, or maybe, just maybe you're getting fat. this is nothing personal, I'm just tr-yin to help.
I don't think you're pregnant. I'm sure every symptom is just related to the vegan thing.
thnx 4 the points!!
OMG!!!! I just woke my bed-mate because I was laughing so f***ing hard! The question was pretty funny, but I **LOST** it when I read some of the answers you got.

Yes, I too, am so sick of the "do you think I could be pregnant?" questions. I feel for anyone out there who is nervous, scared, excited, hopeful, etc. about a possible pregnancy. But for Pete's sake, do they not know that almost ANY symptom can mean they are possibly pregnant. And, besides, what person thinks somebody can tell from here!?

Thanks for letting me vent!! Too Funny! Hats Off

PS. Do you think yahoo could put up an alert notice like this:

WARNING: Anyone asking if they might be pregnant will be kicked off and never allowed to post another question, until the day comes when they must post the following question: "My husband beats me and the baby, do you think I should leave? I know I should; BUT I LOVE him"

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