Kids say the darndest things...what has your said?
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Well I'm not sure it's the "darndest", but my 2 1/2 yr old daughter's most recent phrase is (spoken very quickly) "That's my story Amen." I have NO IDEA where this phrase came from, since nobody in the family has ever said it and I have never heard it on any of the toddler TV programming she is allowed to watch. It's a mystery!
i always ask my four year old for a kiss and one day when i asked him for a kiss he said " what do you want to marry me!" it was so funny :)
My brother was in the restroom when his 3-year old daughter walked in on him. She came running out of the restroom screaming "Mommy, Mommy - Daddy's peeing out of his finger".
My 3 year old had on a pair of shoes that are really loud on our tile floor. Her 13 month old brother was sleeping and my husband had told her numerous times to take off the shoes. After about 3 times, he finally had had enough. He said, "Take off the damn shoes!" Of course this hurt her feelings and later when I was getting her ready for bed, she was still upset. I asked her what was the matter and she said, "Daddy told me to take off my damn shoes." I had to write that one in her baby book!!
My daughter 3 years old! We were at a resturaunt and she needed to go potty so i took her to go! There was a lady in the stall next to us who must have had some stomach issues she was quite loud! Sounded like a blow horn! Terrible i know! So i didnt say nothing an d helped my daughter so we coudl get out cause it stunk i mean real bad! Yes i know thats horrible. But when you have a very loud child you umm get worried! So finally after my daughter finally letting go of her tounge she says mommy stop that and i said what? She said your loud and you smell funny, i cant take you anywhere! I was like WHAT IT WASNT ME LMAO!
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My daughter was 3 1/2 when she saw an overweight little person in the store. She yells at hubby and I "Mom and dad look at that fat little kid". We about died! Needless to say.. we got some really dirty looks.
When my son was 3 we were coming home from dropping his older sister at pre-K. I told him that we were getting on the freeway and that he needed to put his window up. He didn't listen, so I did it from where I was. He looked at me with indignation and said, "You're fired!"
This was several years before 'the Donald' coined it.
I promptly called my husband and told him to come home because I had just lost my job! 5 years later, we still laugh about it.
My cousin was just starting to form sentences and said " OOps, I burped out of my bum!" Don't know age, but very little!
I actually have two I can remember
We were standing in line I said to my daughter please make sure you stand right next to me and she said gee mom If I left you a would be poor!
Another thing we were on the way to meet my ex husband and to avoid tons of ?'s I said oh we are meeting him at work... when I pulled into the McDonald's instead she said man he must be really poor if he works here now!
When my daughter was 2 1/2 we were on vacation. I stopped in a Sears store to get new sneakers wel because of an unfortunate incodent i had to go in a pool with my sneakers on. When we wre leaving the store, My husband had told my kids to stop running my daughter stops at the door leans forward and says. "Daddy mommy says your crazy"
Another time my son was waiting to get his next level karate belt. He didn't get it on test day because he was acting up so his instructor said you can have your belt when you can get through the next 5 classes without getting in trouble. Well ffinaly he was going to receive his belt change as his belt is being changed he pats the instructor on the head and Say your a good guy Mr. T and I loveeeee youuuuu.
when my daughter was about 5 she told her teacher that my sisters teeth come out,to which the teacher replied "oh thats nice"
also my freinds son who was 4 drew a picture of his mom and dad in the kitchen when the teacher asked what they were doing in the picture (cooking etc..)he replied FIGHTING,the teacher felt she had to share it with them at the school interview
Once when giving my 4 year old daughter a bath, she noticed the start of mildew on the shower curtain. When she asked what it was, I replied "mold". She immediately jumped out of the tub screaming, "MOLES? They Bite!"
When, my 13 year old daughter was 4, my sister took her to the beach. My daughter noticed a huge flock of pigeons and pointed and said, "Auntie, look at all those godd@mn chickens". My sister turned to laugh and corrected her by saying, "No, those are pigeons". Again, my daughter said, "Sure are a lot of godd@mn pigeons". My sister changed the subject after that!
Well, I will tell you what my nephew said to me the other night--I laughed my butt off! Although my sis-n-law didn't think it was too funny.
We were in a public place waiting for my niece to have batting practice. My daughter and my nephew were sitting together eating, my nephew looked over and pointed to me and said,"Aunt B, you have big boobies!" With all the people in there, I was so embarrassed, but I thought it was so funny for a 2 yr old to say something like that. My niece was telling all of her friends what her brother had said too. I told my hubby about this and we came to the conclusion that he is going to be a "boobie man" when he grows up.
As far as my daughter is concerned, we were at a grocery store onetime with my hubby, and he went into the next isle. She was looking for him but couldn't find him. She sees a colored man with a bald head, (like her father) and says, "Mama, look Dada's brown." I was mortified. She was about 2 at the time. She is 4 now.
This one is about my nephew, he was around 3 at the time. On day I was in the bathroom doing my hair, he knocked and yelled "what are ya' poopin?" I just about died laughing.
Sorry if this is gross. I had to take my daughter to the emergency care faciltiy for an ear infection. My husband was not home from work yet to go with me (because I have 2 kids) so I took them myself and he was to meet me there. Well we got called back to the room and was waiting on the doctor when my stomach started to ache. I am weird about using public restrooms but I had to go and I had to go now. My son (2 years old) wanted to go with me so I let him. The bathroom was right outside of the room we were in. Well, I went ahead and did my business in the bathroom. My son and I got back to the room and the doctor can in like seconds after we did. The doctor looked and my son and asked how he was doing. His response was "Peeyou Mommy pooped." My husband and I turned 3 sheets of red and tried to ignore the situation. Gotta love those kids.
my two year old son, just learning to talk, picked his nose and shoved his finger in my face and said "EAT!"
My lil girl is 4 and she tells me all the time that I'm tripping!
When my daughter was 3, she walked in the bathroom when daddy was getting out of the tub... I heard my hubby say go by mommy... she then came to me and said, momma my daddy, hes got a tail...
When my stepdaughter was five, my mom convinced her that if she ate her broccoli she would end up with big boobs. A few weeks later my husband, my stepdaughter and I were at a buffet. I went up with her to pick out her food. I asked if there was anything she wanted. She yelled out "I WANT BROCCOLI SO I CAN HAVE BIG BOOBS LIKE HER!" as she pointed to a woman who was walking past.
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