Cute kids, and funny lines?
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My daughter,4, was just playing with Cinderella and Prince Charming. I heard her say, " We're not getting married". Then she made them turn their backs on each other. Then Cinderella walks up to Prince Charming and says, " Can we still fell in love?", and Prince Charming says, " NO!". That was so funny to me. I'm wondering where did that come from.
My mom's favourite story about my cuteness is:
When I was little, probably 2 or 3. My mom and I were in an elevator with another person and I poined at my mom's "private region" and said (as loud as i could) "My mom has furr down there".
Oh also, I would say to elderly people in the mall "What did you bought?"
you got it dude my little sister says that after Michelle says it on tv.
I have 8 year old that I babysit and his mom said.His mom asked him to help change his bother and he said but mom my brother sink like adult.
We were trying to convince my daughter (3 years old) to share her toys with her 1 year old cousin.when all of a sudden the 1 year old grabbed my daughters toes.
She came to me crying, saying that she doesn't have enough toes to share.Still makes me laugh!!
My 2 girls are a little over a year apart and one day we were looking at Halley's first birhtday party and in the pic she was sitting on me with my pregnant belly and she said "Mommy where is Meghan?" I said " Meghan is in mommies belly" She said "You ate her Mommy?" LOL
I have two year old twins and my daughter insists that her twin brother can't come to her birthday party. We can't convince her that their birthday is on the same day, actually nine minutes apart.
I was changing a little girls diaper who i baby sit and my three year old comes in and looks down and goes "wow she has one big butt" so trying to hide my laughter i explained its a girl Pee pee and then he says very matter of factly "No hers just went inside and wont come out" then i had to laugh....
my almost 4 yr old daughter told me yesterday that the window fell out...the screen to the window fell off.
The other night we were having chicken for dinner, and my three-year-old (blonde, curly hair, blue eyes, really sweet looking), came up to the table and said: "Mmm, chicken-I want to eat the eyes!"
A few weeks ago she had an ant birthday party. She had empied a packet of sultanas onto the floor, and had attracted a mass of ants, and was cheering and singing happy birthday to them. Very cute, but not so fun for me to clean up.
She is definitely way more technologically savvy then I was when I was her age. We were reading together, and I asked her what the full stop (or period) was. She looked at it and said "That's a dot com dot au."
when i was 4 my little cousin was just a few days old and he looked all shriveled like a little raisin, so I told my aunt to put him back inside her stomach he's not ready yet!! haha
My daughter is very hot blooded and one cold day we were driving around(about 20 mph), and she threw a fit because she wanted her window all the way down. I said "Fine. Freeze your butt off." She responded with "I'm sitting on my butt. I'll freeze my hands off!" Three year olds...LOL!
When my daughter was little she had a severe speech problem and stangers almost never could understand what she was saying. One day we were grocery shopping and she was babbling in her little girl voice while I had my back turned looking at cereal and I heard a lady laugh and say "No honey I'm not a pirate, just a normal lady". I turned around and a woman who had been in some kind of accident was standing near us. She had a cast on one leg and a patch over her eye. I was so embarassed! Of course the one time someone completely understood her she said something insulting! I mumbled an apology and hurried down the aisle. Kids!
I have a couple. When my nephew was 3, I was pregnant with my dd. His mother and I told him that there was a baby in my belly. Well one day we were at a music store and we saw a man with a rather large belly. He looked at the man and said "Does he have a baby in his belly?" rather loudly. I was really embarrassed and walked away quickly.
When my dd was 2, we lived with my brother. One day she had to go to the bathroom and opened the door and saw my brother naked. When he shooed her out of the bathroom, she said to me "My uncle has a hang."
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