Why am I not pregnant?
Answer:
Lets see
1- Your a guy =DICK
2 -You have a a pare of balls
3 - Men don't get pregnant
Now say after me "am a man and i cannot get baby's"
Well, you might need a wife to begin with. If that's not the case then maybe your sterile or your wife/girl is not able to bear children. If your concerned talk to your doctor.
you need to have sex with a girl. spurting it into your own hand doesn't work.
well duh you're a guy!
LMAO
First of all, if you were pregnant then I would be the first to congratulate you. A man has never been pregnant except on the movie with Arnold (Terminator) and Danny DeVito in "Junior".
Anyway, all kidding aside, if you are truly concerned about it, then go to the doctor and have your sperm count tested. Also, it might not be you that is having the problem. They always say "Timing is everything".
well unless you are like cartman's mom from south park, its impossible for you to be come pregnant. You see cartman's mom is his mom and dad.
YOU NEED TO GET LAID FIRST.....
HA HA AND IF U GET PREGNANT DUDE....UR DICK GONNA CoMe OFF...CAUSE THATZ WHERE THE BABY GONNA COME OUT FROM!
Gee is there a girl involed in this or are you trying to get pregnant all on your own?? if there is no girl you will need to be VERY VERY rich and have an egg implanted into your tummy just like in the movie "JUNIOR" (I am always told that I ate watermellon seeds when ever I find out I am pregnant again. you could try that LOL)
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